(Hooty)
Straight hair, straight As, straight forwards
Straight path, I don't cut corners
I make a point to be on time
Hooty! Hooty! Hoot hoot!

I don't black out at parties
I jam to Paul McCartney
If you ask me how I'm doing, I'll say well
Hoot!

I was adopted when I was two
And then I became an owl tube
Sometimes I asked myself what would I do to get as far as I've gotten

A pretty girl walks by my locker, my heart gives a flutter but I don't dare utter a word
'Cause that would be absurd behavior for little miss perfect!