Hey there kids, welcome to cookie town world. The ride!

Be sure to wash your HANDS
Enjoy a nice tour of cookie town, the most HANDS
Remember to keep your HANDS in the coaster HANDS, and your feet inside the coaster as well

It's gonna be any moment now we're gonna embark on an adventure
You might see sheriff cookie, or doc wafer, or mister uh.. HANDS
Walnuts, macadamia nuts, almonds, hands, peanuts, HA HA HA HANDS. (COCONUT GUN)

No cussing on the ride, you don't want to grow up to be a vulgar man (OR WOMAN) ((XYR)) (((COCONUT GUN)))

Remember to reconnect with nature
Support the squirrels (HANDS) and farm animals you don't want (HANDS) to be a bad man. (OR WOMAN) ((XYR))

We're about to drop now, this will be real nice

JUST KIDDING BITCH, WELCOME TO HELL. -GUNSHOT- FUCK YOU. -GUNSHOTS-

WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL -DO DO DO DO- YOU ARE IN HELL NOW
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL - BRA BRA BRA BRA- YOU ARE IN HELL NOW
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL YOU ARE IN HELL -CHICK CHICK- NOW
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL

MY ASS (BRUH BRUA BRIH BRUA)

I take a cat in the club and I pet it in the opposite direction. (yeah)
It's so mean that I get an erection. (That's sexy)
Aw man, this is just uh a rap for my protection. (hell)

I wear three guns, two on my shoes (two), one on my waist (three), one in my mouth (four) I shoot it outwards I pull the trigger with my tongue
You don't gotta fuck with me cuz I'm number one

WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL -DO DO DO DO- YOU ARE IN HELL NOW
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL - BRA BRA BRA BRA- EH LA LA LA LA LA
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL YOU ARE IN HELL -CHICK CHICK CHCHCH- NOW
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL - BRA BRA BRA BRA CHC CHC-
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL YOU ARE IN HELL NOW
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL HELLA HELLA HELLA (CHRCH CRHAH)
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL HELLA HNNNA HAH (CHCHCHC)
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO BRRA BRAA BRAA BRAAA

I'm in hell
I got a nice smell
I smell like cologne
I'm here in my zone
You should fuck off

You know what they do in hell? They burn people on their butts
They poke you with the sticks. It's a really unpleasant place
If you like burning hot coals, and you like mean guys
Then come on down to hell
Everything will be alright

WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL YOU ARE IN HELL NOW
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL YOU ARE IN HELL NOW
WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL YOU ARE IN HELL NOW
Welcome to hell welcome to hell you are in hell now
-whisper-
Welcome to hell welcome to hell you are in hell now
Welcome to hell you are in hell now