Hi, I'm donald gun. -gunshot-
Welcome to my ride. -gunshot-
Make sure to put your hands  -gunshot-up your ass.  -gunshot- -gunshot- -gunshot-  -gunshot- -gunshot- -gunshot-
If -gunshot-the -gunshot- ride -gunshot- comes -gunshot- to -gunshot- -gunshot- a -gunshot- stop -gunshot-, you're -gunshot- dead! -gunshot-
So -gunshot- just -gunshot- sit -gunshot- there -gunshot- and -gunshot- wait -gunshot- -gunshot- -gunshot- for -gunshot- -gunshot- the -gunshot- coroner -gunshot- -gunshot- to -gunshot- come -gunshot- and -gunshot- pick -gunshot- up -gunshot- your -gunshot- body

Be -gunshot- sure -gunshot- -gunshot- to -gunshot- duck -gunshot- your -gunshot- head, when you come across the giant pillar hanging across the inside of the rock cavern. Don't say I didn't warn you! Yeehaw! Fuck you

Smiling the most smiling the most, brrrah