Welcome to the Jumpix Jump ride!

(MANY THANKS TO POOPER TROOPER FROM YOUTUBE)

(I got mob ties, lifeless eyes, there's no window to my soul just a deep black hole. I’m a soldier, and getting older)
This ride is sponsored by being kate, on E! Be sure to tune in as I embark on my next adventure
(An italian black hand, and I always get my man, you know I'm talking our thing)

And I be s--
Smiling the most! Smiling the most! You know I'm smiling the most! BRRA! Smiling the most! You know I’m smiling the most! CHKCHK! Smiling the most! You know I'm smiling the most! BRRA! Smiling the most! You know I'm smiling the most! Smiling the most! You know I'm smiling the most!

YES! One day I will own Jumpix Jump!
(Oh shit I ________)

(and I'm out to get your money, this is our path, we cut ya no slack. If ya make one mistake you get the dirt nap)

Oh, it looks like the ride is almost over. Uh, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day at winsmore world. The best park in the western planes. Anyways, enjoy the rest of your day. Be sure to buy a hamburger at our hamburger shops