-airhorns-
Alright, every grass man get together and sing our anthem!
It's time to shine, let's go!

We are the grassmen, our legs are really short
We are the grassmen we're gonna take a poop in this mountain
We are gonna take a poop, c'mon guys
We are really short and gay. Wait no no not that no damnit

We are the grassmen, our pants are really small
We are the grassmen, we can't shop at the mall. Because the clothes are too big
But we are still happy and gay because that's how we do it! Go grassmen!

We are the grassmen our faces are really small
But they are generally proportionate with our body
Pretty much everything is small that's what I'm getting at

(MY ((SMALL)) ASS) (uh fuck it)
People say grassmen can't hip hop, but let's prove them wrong!
Our pants are small and our hair is too
But I fucked your bitch and she liked it too
Grassmen rap and I hope you like it
We are small we are not your sidekick

Smiling the most smiling the most smiling the most BRRRA
Smiling the most smiling the most smiling the most BRRRA

I use a very small phone because it fits my head
I shot your mom and now she's dead
Aw uh the rap the track has run out but I'm still a rapper
-airhorns-
I killed your family and went to your crapper and took a very small poop

All around me I see taller people
Very tall people
Really big people

They walk around and they almost step on me
On account of my very small size, they almost stomp on me
(MY ((SMALL)) ASS)
I really dislike it. Obviously because I'm very small
And they step on me
I don't enjoy any of this. I am grass man I am grass man
(MY ((SMALL)) ASS)
And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
I'm really smaaaaall. And I wish I was a large man
I-- I--- Aahhh- This song is- Fuck!