Oh what a happy day
I hope it never goes away
And my (ASS)
I hope I'm never mean
(Go ahead and scratch that bitch)

If I am ever mean, please. (ASS ASS, IT AIN'T ME)
And then go away, to a happy place

And I am being happy, I put a smile on
And then I mow my lawn, (go ahead and scratch that bitch) with a lawnmower made of smiles

(OH GOD THIS DICK)

It takes less muscles to smile, then it does to kill a child
So -laughter-
We've got to save the children, with smiles!

Wanna know how I got these scars? They're from smiling hard!

Never call a woman a bitch, unless it's a female dog
And then you pet that bitch. Pet it till it smiles. (It's ok to kiss that bitch) (Don't give it attention)

Go ahead and scratch that bitch
One day that bitch ---