[Intro]
(Hello goodnight?)
Yow, mek me talk to Keisha deh
(Hello?)
Yeah, mek me talk to Keisha deh
(Yuh wan' talk to who?)
Oh

[Verse 1]
Yow, sorry mi G, like ah di wrong number dis
(No, ah Keisha phone man, but anuh Keisha, dis ah Chris)
Oh, wah gwan my G, 'ting good? Why pree?
(Yuh know mi deh yah bun ah spliff, and ah scroll through di IG)
(Chill mi deh yah chill like ice cube inna iced tea)
(But ah who dis? Yuh name nuh pop up pon di caller ID)
Ah di gyal dem sugarcane man, di gyal dem nutty buddy
(Mi nuh know ah who dat?)
Haha, ah Govi Govi
(Bomborass, wah gwan mi DJ?)
(Yuh know mi rate yuh like how di PNP dem rate PJ?)
Mad
(Man ah gyallis suh yuh sing di gyallis song dem di real way)
Yeah
(See all gyal clown? Mi listen dat fi 'bout 3 day)
Hmm, big up yuhself man, Chris, yuh know ah mad ting
(Yeah)
Nuff ah dem bwoy yah idiot to gyal ting
(Hahaha)
Millions ah dollars dem spend pon gyal ring
(True, true)
Ah next man outta road ah cum pon dem gyal chin
(Hahaha)
See all Keisha? Seh she have ah man ah foreign
(Wait, wait)
Regular mi fuck it and cum pon di forehead
(Wah?)
Cock it up all inna di parking lot ah Carib
Hmm, mi couldn't believe when she tell mi seh she married
So yuh ah who? Keisha bredda?
(No mi Genna)
Yuh ah who? Keisha cousin?
(No dawg, foreign mi live, mi just land)
Weh yuh mean?
(Mi ah Keisha husband)
Bloodclaat
[Chorus]
Yow, ah suh di ting set dawg
If yuh soft, gyal treat yuh like insect dawg
Anuh every gyal ketch mi interest
Anuh Jezebel cyan get di ring set, dawg
Look how much money yuh aguh invest
And another man ah take off di pink dress, dawg
Yow, ah suh di ting set dawg
Soft, gyal treat yuh like insect

[Verse 2]
(Dawg, look how mi just ah seh mi love mi life)
(And mi make mi family ah live some lovely life)
(Den fi get ah call like dis inna di morning, ah find out di artist weh mi rate ah fuck mi wife)
Chris, nuh bother kill yuhself dawg, nuh touch di knife
She just give mi ah one fuck and she seh she love mi voice
(Ehh?)
Suh just tink bout it, don't be dumb, be wise
(Ehh?)
Di bible seh when yuh have problem yuh haffi just turn to Christ
(Ehh?)
Suh just pray 'bout it
(Pray 'bout it? Tomorrow yuh aguh hear 'bout it)
(Mi aguh hold har head and tear out it)
No
(Wah happen after dat? Mi nuh care bout it)
Den Chris, when yuh do dat, wah go happen to di kids dem?
Dawg, 'member seh its all about di children
(Steups)
Chris, just listen mi nuh bredda
(Steups)
Mi and yuh can gwan fuck it together
(Wah?)
Yuh fi just know seh
[Chorus]
Yow, ah suh di ting set dawg
If yuh soft, gyal treat yuh like insect dawg
Anuh every gyal ketch mi interest
Anuh Jezebel cyan get di ring set, dawg
Look how much money yuh aguh invest
And another man ah take off di pink dress, dawg
Yow, ah suh di ting set dawg
Soft, gyal treat yuh like insect

[Verse 3]
Aye bwoy Chris, yuh shouldn't ah answer di gyal phone enuh
Boop inna yuh head enuh
One and move seh lightening inna yuh mout' enuh
Almighty, lead out di strike force
Yow Firestick, ah wah dat yuh ah do man?
Encourage di man and tell di man nuh violence against woman
Chris, yuh ah Christian?
(No, mi ah Muslim)
Mi did aguh tell yuh read di Bible, but alright, go read di Quran
(Respect DJ, by the way, mi love di album)
Mad
(Mi love IMPOSSIBLE enuh, mi pull it up every time di song done)
Big song
(Mi have ah question fi yuh, and mi know it kinda random)
Ehh
(But when yuh did ah fuck Keisha, you did wear ah condom?)
Wah kinda question dat, Chris?
(Ah true dat, dah question deh shaky)
(But mi cyan believe seh strike force ah mi matey)
Cyan call badman matey, yuh did ah talk deh so lean
(Cool yah DJ man, yuh know weh mi mean)
Haha, aye Chris, mi rate yuh enuh
Yuh ah real G
(Oh)
Sorry fi fuck yuh wife enuh, yuh see pree?
(Strpz)
(At least dat man, big up yuhself gyallis boss)
Yuh know mi wan' invite yuh ah ting named "Gyallis Class"
(Ehh?)
(Yeah, alright, mi ah check di schedule and get back to yuh)
(Wul on, wan' Keisha seh she wan' chat to yuh)
Wah gwan Keisha wit di flat 'tomach?
Dirty Govana, yuh chat too much
[Outro]
I'm so sorry
Yuh know di general calling mi up
Keisha nuh, just video call di man, mek mi see di man
Yuh sure?
Yuh have ambition, mi rate dat
Just video call di man nuh
Yow Gov
Yah deal mi general
Yeah dawg, yow
We cyan link up?