[Verse 1]
"Kiss my ass!" I said, and I threw my drink
Tequila trickling down his business suit
Must be the Irish blood, fight before you think
Turn it now, you can't kowtow, you can't undo it

[Chorus]
It's his town and that went down like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
He said, sic her, Rover, that went over like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon, lead balloon

[Verse 2]
An angry man is just an angry man
But an angry woman, bitch
I had to ask him for a helping hand
It came with the heart of a Bonaparte, of a frozen fish

[Chorus]
It's his town and that went down like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
He said, sic her, Rover, that went over like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon, lead balloon

[Bridge]
Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon
[Chorus]
It's his town and that went down like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
He said, sic her, Rover, that went over like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon, lead balloon

[Outro]
Lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon