[Intro: Doobie]
Doo (Doo, Doo, Doo)

[Verse 1: Doobie]
You should be very afraid of what's coming for you (What?)
I would hide in your room but the basement's too cool (Agh)
Hope you're thinking of me cause I'm thinking of you
I wanna burn you alive, I wanna eat you like food (Shh)
I wanna go wherever you go and scare you insane (Ahh)
You should go and grab your daddy's gun out of the case (Boom)
And shoot his ass in the face, cause he don't love you for real
And he don't want you for real and he don't care how you feel (Damn)
And fuck Jesus he's a hater, couldn't even save himself, tell me how is he your savior? (Fuck, fuck, fuck)
Yo mom's a dirty cunt and I hate her (Agh)
So help me tie her down so I can rape her (Yo, ha)
In front of your dad, bet that would make him mad (Hahahaha)
Bet that would make us laugh harder than we ever laughed (Haha)
I told you I got yo back (Boy)
But you don't seem to trust me
Kill yo parents now or this shit gon' get real ugly (Yuh)
I'ma take you where nobody's gonna save you
And if you try to run away then I'ma have to chase you (Huh)
Catch you, hurt you (Ahh), kill you (Come here), and taste you (Come here)
I'ma cut your head off and I'ma wear your face too (Yeah)
Your parents ain't gon' find you (Nope)
And if they did, then they gon' have to die to (Ah)
So I'm sure they wouldn't mind you being dead (No)
Shh, don't tell nobody what I said (Let's do it)
[Chorus: King Gordy]
Don't go downstairs (Don't go in the basement)
Don't go downstairs little girl
Don't go downstairs (Don't go in the basement)
Don't go downstairs little girl

[Verse 2: Jimmy Donn]
What did you say little girl?
Why don't you come down to the basement
See I would go up there but the stairs make me anxious (Anxious)
We can read stories about Satan and hatred
With our eyes dilated we can hide under the blankets (Hahaha)
Oh how I've waited, you're halfway down you can make it
There's something I created and to me it's sorta sacred (Yeah)
Now never mind Bizarre, she's gonna be our waitress
And don't feel uncomfortable just because she's naked (Uh uh)
See what we're about to eat took ours for me to make it
And I can't wait to see your face the moment that you taste it (Yeah)
But first she has to plate it and then she'll bring it to us
I just wanted you to know that I'm here 'til death do us (Death due us)
See your parents tried to fool us, tried to keep us separated
So I hacked them up and trimmed their fat and now they're marinating (Yeah)
King Gordy will serenade us while we enjoy our feast
Tonight we eat your parents and your sister will be our treat (Treat)

[Chorus: King Gordy]
Don't go downstairs (Don't go in the basement)
Don't go downstairs little girl
Don't go downstairs (Don't go in the basement)
Don't go downstairs little girl
[Verse 3: King Gordy]
Little girl don't be afraid
The basement is a very fun place to come and play
Have fun with us, come with us, even come and stay
Forever never leave, we your new friends okay
I know we look scary and we say evil things, but all this really means is we don't like all the things that your parents do
I think we should be your parents too
I think you should kill your parents if they're scaring you
Go get a knife little girl, go up to their room
Stab your mother in the face 'til there's open wounds
When your daddy wakes up cut his ass too
That's for every time he put his fucking hands on you
Hide in the basement, if the cops come
Matter of fact, grab your dead dads shotgun
When the cops come rushing then you pop one
Everybody's fucking dead is the outcome

[Outro]
To this day, Doobie, Jimmy Donn, and King Gordy haunt that same basement, it's located somewhere on the east side of Saint Paul, Minnesota. Muahahahahahaha