Parody of "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon & Garfunkel
((John 3:16; Romans 8:1, 8:10, 10:9, 10:13))

And here's to you, Mrs. Protestant
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa-wo-wo
God rescued me, Mrs. Protestant
Heaven can be entered just one way
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
For God so loved the world
He gave His one and only Son
That whosoever will believe in Him
Will not ever perish, but will have eternal life
God did not send His Son to condemn the world
He came to save, Mrs. Protestant
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa whoa whoa
John 3:16, Mrs. Protestant
Heaven can be entered just one way
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
And if you confess with your mouth Jesus as your Lord
And believe in your heart He was raised
From the dead by God the Father, you, too, shall be saved
Whosoever calls upon His name is saved
I'll say it again, Mrs. Protestant
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa whoa whoa
In Romans 10, Mrs. Protestant
Verses 9 and 13 show the way
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
There is therefore now no condemnation for the ones
Who are in Christ Jesus by His grace
And if Christ is in you, though your body may be dead
Yet your spirit is alive in righteousness
He died for you, Mrs. Protestant
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa whoa whoa
It's tried and true, Mrs. Protestant
Verses 1 and 10 in Romans 8
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey