Parody of "Get it on (Bang a Gong)" performed by T. Rex and Power Station and written by Marc Bolan
(Judges 6-8)

Well, you heard about me
Get the facts -- go look back in the Judges
It's there that we'll meet, oh yeah
Well, I'm siftin' the wheat
I got to sneak off and hide when I want to
'Cause dirty creeps they rule my world

Gideon - man of God -- Gideon
Gideon - man of God -- Gideon

Well, I still got the call
I got it from some guy with a halo
Said build God an altar, yeah
Well, I'm an untrained youth but the dude
Said I'm s'posed to rule Israel
I heard him speak but still not sure
CHORUS

Well, I waited a while
And God sent proof with the dew on the cloth piece
And then it was dry, oh yeah
Well, I was still kind of scared
But God sent one last sign as I laid low
I heard a dream that cured my nerves
CHORUS

Well, you heard about me
Get the facts -- go look back in the Judges
Chapters 6 through 8, oh yeah
Will you glance at the book
You'll advance and meet Samson there and me
And other people who ruled my world

And meanwhile, I'm still singing