Parody of "Honky Tonk Women" by The Rolling Stones
(Numbers 22-24)

They sent a man of prophecy against us
They tried to make him curse us for a price
He had to leave without it 'cause he told them
"Guys, I just can't seem to curse the Israelites!"
His do-o-onkey talked with him
Give him, give him, give him the donkey talk blues
King Balak sent for Balaam to curse Israel
He had to get on his donkey for a ride
An angel nearly cut him into pieces
His donkey froze and then she spoke her mind!
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I've never seen no beast of burden
Who actually spoke, but it's for certain
All I want is for you to read Numbers please
Chapter 22, sugarpop!
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