Parody of "Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
(John 20:30-31)

Across the country in every city of any size
Well, there's a hotel room with a Gideon's Bible
The drawer gets opened and a Bible is always found
It's got history, wisdom, music and poems
It's where you can find some hope 'cause it's a Good News Bookie
We got a good God, He ain't hard to discover
When I get a Bible, I read it cover to cover
I find me that big black book and get the Lord's advice
If you're tryin' to find the way, read it right away
Plop down with the book -- read the Good News Bookie
Whoa! Years ago, don't ya know God almighty wrote the Good News
Whoa! Bible is fact, Jack, and it's gonna outlast those other books
Whoa! It's found all around every town -- Good News Bookie
My friend just asked me, he said, "John, what about me?
"I want a copy of that leather-bonded bookie that you read
"I just was wonderin' if they got it in the stores you can buy"
I said, "It outsells every other book on the street
"But I've got one you can keep. Here's a Good News Bookie!"
Whoa! Years ago, don't ya know God almighty wrote the Good News
Whoa! Grab a little black book, it could change your outlook, you know it could
Whoa! Get saved! Turn the page! Go and pray! Good News Bookie
REPEAT FIRST CHORUS

John 20:31
But these are written that you may believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God, and that by believing you may have life in his name