Parody of "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith
(Ephesians 6:10-18)

(Version 1)
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Talk about Paul, apostle of Christ. This is the fifth epistle he writes
Says that our struggle ain't against flesh and blood
Says that we need the armor of God
One piece of the armor is a plate for your breast
Says to put on the breastplate of righteousness
Truth for a belt and shoes for your feet -- the preparation of the gospel of peace
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Put on the salvation helmet, then the shield of faith, you can use it when
The devil starts shootin' his fiery darts
And the sword of the Spirit " that's the Word of God
Standing firm, 'cause our struggle is against
The forces of darkness and wickedness
Talkin' 'bout somethin' that's gonna help you stand
With prayer and petition every time that you can
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Talk about things I know God prepares
Spiritual things that your body wears
Call 'em by name, but I gotta make clear
You can't stand baby if you leave 'em in here

One piece of the armor is a plate of righteousness
It's a get-up that goes up on top of your chest
And your Gospel shoes, these are real good tires
And the belt of truth to get your pants up higher

(Version 2)
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You put on the salvation helmet to start
But the devil overtook you with his little cruel darts
Your shield of faith keeps them from goin' inside
They can't touch you if you have it on tight

Stand then firm 'cause when Satan attacks
I think you better pray, did ya think about that
The Word of God's somethin' that's a sword on your hand
And He wants you to know it and to read and understand

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Ephesians 6:11
Put on the full armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes