He's just a boy, but he's a bottom
Make him try to top, he'll cry
Never even said he's bi
It says "he's verse" up on his Grindr (ah-ooh)
"Versatile", yeah, okay (ah-ah-ooh)
Girl, you know you're super gay

(Woah-ah-oh)
Ass up and pull those pants down
(I had heard at one time that he had a gown)
(Woah-ah-oh)
His hole is medium rare (pink)
And you won't find a hair (stink)

This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom (bottom, bottom)
He's a ratchet ass bottom

He got Fleet enemas for days
60 minutes in the gym
45 of that is showering
"He's a jock"
Least he wears one on a date (ah-ooh)
Asspussy, sweet and clean (ah-ah-ooh)
A total top's total dream