[Verse 1]
I'm Mr. King Dice
I'm the gamest in the land
I never play nice
I'm the Devil's right hand man
I can't let you pass
'Cause you ain't done everything
Bring me those contracts
Come on, bring 'em to the king

[Verse 2]
If you haven't finished your task
Haven't worked assiduously
No, I cannot you let you pass
Don't you mess with me!

[Chorus x2]
Don't mess with King Dice
(Don't mess with King Dice!)
Don't mess with me
(Don't mess with him!)
Don't mess with King Dice
(Don't mess with King Dice!)
Don't you mess with me!

[Backing Vocals]
(Good day for a swell battle)
(Now Go!)
[Verse 3]
I'm Mr. King Dice
Heed just what I say
The Devil has his price
And I'll make sure that you pay
I don't have time to mess 'round
And I hope you will agree
Bring me those contracts, pronto!
Don't you mess with me!

[Backing Vocals]
(Well, looky here)
(You actually pulled it off)
(But you've made me lose a bet!)
(And for that..)
(You ain't seein' the boss just yet)
(We're gonna play a little game first)

[Chorus x2]
Don't mess with King Dice
(Don't mess with King Dice!)
Don't mess with me
(Don't mess with him!)
Don't mess with King Dice
(Don't mess with King Dice!)
Don't you mess with me!