[Intro: Subway Announcer]
Please stand clear of the platform edge until the train has come to a complete stop.​
The train doors are opening, please stand back.​

[Dialogue: Sullivan King]
Hello, and welcome to the all-new, state-of-the-art Hyper Rail.​
​Here at Rage Enterprises, we know you have many options when you travel, so thank you for choosing us.​
Before taking your seat, please ensure all luggage is properly stowed in thе overhead bins.​
Once sеcured, fasten your seatbelt by inserting the metal buckle into the latch.​
Pull the belt and remember that you've never quite been yourself, have you?​
This brand-new TYFR-900 will be exceeding speeds of over 1,000 miles per hour.​
In case of an emergency, please be aware that explosions, derailment, and in some cases, mass fatalities are to be expected and are completely normal.​
During the explosion, you may be subject to intense heat and deafening noises.​
If you don't wish to proceed on your current trip, we regret to inform you that the boarding doors have been securely locked.​
We would like to thank you again for choosing Rage Enterprises, and we wish you the best of luck.​

[Outro: Sullivan King]
(And we wish you the best of luck)​​​​
(And we wish you the best of luck)​​​​
(And we wish you the best of luck)​​​​
(And we wish you the best of luck)​​​​