C'mon, little kiddies
Have I got a treat for you
At first it tastes all yummy
Then you start to turn blue

I'll be back again next week
Bring your friends, we'll have an ice cream treat
Mom don't like it, but he don't give a fuck
Kids come running for Satan's ice cream truck

Come on, and ask your mommy
Your pennies are in hand
If you need more than your tummy
You can get inside my van

I'll be back again next week
Bring your friends, we'll have an ice cream treat
Mom don't like it, but he don't give a fuck
Kids come running for Satan's ice cream truck