Woke up this morning, didn't like what I seen
I looked about as normal as I've ever been
But I gathered today that I would be a star
So I get myself ready to enjoy the part

I'm only in love, with a picture of myself
I'm only in love with a little girl

Decided today to get the proper shoes
$80 Vans and an ADIDAS suit
Now the chicks will all dig me 'cause I look quite hip
Sulking and tripping on my bottom lip

I'm only in love, with a picture of myself
I'm only in love with the little girl
I'm only in love, with the picture of myself
I'm only in love with that little girl

Now I've got myself in with the latest style
And the people at the mall today have made a pile
So I'm back on my way to my parents' home
So I can tell someone I need a little time alone

I'm only in love, with the picture of myself
I'm only in love with a little girl
I'm only in love, with a picture of myself
I'm only in love, I'm only in love
I'm only in love with myself
"So, there you have it friends, the story of Punky Bruster, one of music's biggest succes stories, from beginning to the very end, yeah
Well, you know the moral of this story is simply this : that perhaps, doing music that moves you and makes you feel something, can be EAAAsily sacrificed, in favour of creating contrived bullshit for the all-powerfull dollar. It happened to them, and god dammit, it could happen to you
Thanks very much, we'll see you next time, the end."