Sitting on a bar stool
Feeling just like a fool
Just drank a liter of dirty water
Don't know why I did that

Maybe somethings wrong with me
'said maybe
Maybe somethings wrong with me
Maybe, maybe

Sitting on a fencepost
Looking at the cow-shed
Just pulled a tail off one of those cows
Don't know why I did that

Maybe somethings wrong with me
'said maybe (something's)
Maybe somethings wrong with me
Maybe, maybe

Sitting in a jail cell
Looking out the window
Got caught killing this one with a golf club
Don't know why I did that

Maybe somethings wrong with me
'said maybe (something's wrong)
Maybe somethings wrong with me
Maybe, maybe (something's wrong) [x2]