[Intro: William Crooks & Ando]
Who the fuck you thought this was?
Actually, speaking of second grade, I remember, fuckin', I like lost friendships over those fuckers (1, 2, 3)
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch (yeah)
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch (fuck a tamagotchi)
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Gotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch (bitch)
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotch- (what?)

[Hook: Ando]
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
'Gotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, fuck Tamagotchis
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, 'gotchis, 'gotchis, 'gotchis
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis
'Gotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, 'gotchis, 'gotchis, 'gotchis, 'gotchis (fuck!)