I once did the walk of shame dressed as Judy Garland
Red shoes and a little stuffed dog
On the Northern Line at 8am
With all of the commuters
It wasn't halloween
No, I won't explain that
I was shameless, I was 19

That was my wild year
Rapunzel left the spire
You know I was a smoker
I did anything to be on fire

These days I cough my lungs up
Just one little drag
It's my body saying 'he's not here to impress'
So we stop doing that