Melissa McCarthy
Poor Unfortunate Souls
[URSULA]
I admit that in the past, I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
True? Yes

And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed
Pathetic

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This onе longing to be thinner
That one wants to gеt the girl
And do I help 'em?
Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help 'em
Yes, I do
Now, it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole, I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls

[URSULA, spoken]
So here's the deal
I'll whip up a little potion to make you human for three days
Got that? Three days
Before the sun sets on the third day, you and the princey must share a kiss
And not just any kiss, the kiss of true love
If you do, you will remain human permanently
But if you don't, you'll turn back into a mermaid and you belong to me
We got a deal?

[ARIEL, spoken]
I don't know

[URSULA, spoken]
Life's full of tough choices, in'it?

[ARIEL, spoken]
No, this is wrong, I can't do this
[URSULA, spoken]
Fine then, forget about the world above
Go back home to daddy and never leave again

[URSULA]
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead, make your choice
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much, just your voice

You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad, but true
If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet, you've got to pay the toll
Pluck a scale from off your tail, a drop of blood inside the bowl
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys, the boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul

Beluga! Sevruga!
Come winds of the Caspian Sea!
Amnesia, glossitis et max laryngitis
La voce to me!

[URSULA, spoken]
Now, sing!

[ARIEL]
Ah, ah, ah, ah
[URSULA, spoken]
Keep singing!

[ARIEL]
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah