[KING MAGNIFICO]
I can't help it if mirrors love my face
It's genetics! Yeah, I got these genes from outer space
Peep the name, I'm magnificent
I put the "I" in "omnipotent"
I'm passionate, I'm not petulant
Someone praise me for my benevolence

[KING MAGNIFICO, spoken]
Um, just look, he-he

[KING MAGNIFICO]
I'd give the clothes off Benito's back
If you really needed that
I'd be the first one to volunteer

[KING MAGNIFICO, spoken]
Henry!

[KING MAGNIFICO]
If your home were to crumblе
Or if you were in trouble

I lеt you live here for free
And I don't even charge you rent
I clean up all your messes
And I'm always there when you need to vent
I give and give and give and give
You'd think they'd all be content
And all I really want is just a little respect
And this is the thanks I get?

[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
This is the thanks I get?

[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
And this is the thanks I get?

[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
And this is the thanks I get?

[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
"You're so brilliant"
Ah, that's the least you could say
There's more, admit it
"You're cute and strong and bold and brave," thanks
See this kingdom? I built it up
And you still complain? Ungrateful much?
Mm, are you sure that you're not the prob?
I'd love to see you try and do my job, oh-ho!
I granted fourteen wishes last year
Come on, that's a high percent
And now you're questioning your king?
The disrespect I just underwent
You know I always got your back
Yeah, really though, it's no sweat
Since the day you were born and the day that we met

And this is the thanks I get?

[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
This is the thanks I get?

[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
And this is the thanks I get?

[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
And this is the thanks I get?
[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
I didn't wanna do this
I swore I'd never do this
But I'm hypnotized by how these pages flip
'Cause I refuse to have my power stripped
A potion, a spell, a summon, a curse?
Anything to make that light reverse
To this book, I don't wanna be tethered, but
Desperate times call for desperate measures
Brr, where was I? Oh, yeah

There's a traitor in this town
And still I remain unbent
Come out now, explain yourself
I'm sure it's all just an accident
Well, whoever finds them first
Now, that's a wish well spent
Honestly, keeping you safe should be worth every cent

And this is the thanks I get?

[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
This is the thanks I get?

[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
And this is the thanks I get?

[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
This is the thanks I get?

[CHOIR]
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da

[KING MAGNIFICO]
Oh, this is the thanks I get?