The college will teach you to stay where you're sitting
The bar's gonna teach you how not to treat women
The church is the last place I go get forgiven
'Cause the fun things in life are forbidden

Rich blonde girls drink lattes
And take trips to countries
For photos of orphans to show everybody
You don't need salvation if you've got enough money
So I'll start saving my pennies honey

'Cause now you know, that you don't have to think everything that you're told
As above, so below

Liquor's no good for the ease of your mind
But the good stuff's been outlawed since '75
Let's meet north of Atlanta sometime later tonight
Come on babe let's go get high
'Cause the mushrooms could help cure your brain of depression
One less corrupt doctor living in a mansion
Red-blooded Jesus on the cross for expansion
Blue-collar white man oppression

And now you know, that you don't have to think everything that you're told
As above, so below

Can't talk to your dad about orientation
No pornos no place for sex education
And you can't talk to your wife about masturbation
So you visit some bitch on vacation

My black friend got shot for running a stop sign
When he reached for his insurance
The cop killed him outright
That asshole from Stanford got released 'round the same time
It'll make any decent man cry

'Cause now you know that you don't have to think everything that you're told
As above, so below