[Lee Scott]

Crossing the river and burning the bridge
Hold you at ransom for bourbon and cigs
Keep it cleaner than kissing the lips
This is the most PG version of this
Leezus the first with a bird in his crib
Gassing me up like shes burping her kid
Eating her pussy while wearing a bib
Oh no he didn't, he certainly did

Bought the toolie when I saw your jewellery
Shut the fuck up when you're talking to me
Life was like a boring movie
Got the call from Lukie, and imported an uzi (bang bang!)
'Course I'm groovy
I eat my muesli with strawberry frusli
Park my Porsche in a Jacuzzi
Don't clear shit so make sure you sue me

Haven't slept for a week
But I rest when I get to the peak
Neverending rebellious streak
Life is a game I skip levels and cheat
Peddlin' ciggies on Sesame Street
Helps me keep fresh Ellesse on me feet
Sag minus twenty degrees
Invite you over and then tell you to leave

[Chorus]

Bitches on my dick
Talking all that shit
AHHHHH!
Bitches on my dick
Talking all that shit
AHHHHH!

[Trellion]

I'll tell you what I can do (what can you do?)
I can make music you could headbutt your Nan to
Tec in the Kangol
Business transaction, exceptionally handled
I'm Bruce Lee playing ping pong
Sip of whiskey, have a sing song
Shamalamadingdong
Sweg swimming in my gene pool
Getting money even though i didn't mean to

Get the paper
Get the moolah
Get the... you know what I'm saying bitch
I ain't saying shit
I'm just saying shit
For the sake of it
Got a bitch but I don't pay for it
I don't pay for shit
Pay for shit?
I don't even know what day it is
I'll be on my Freemason shit
With a plate of chips, screaming: I need money

I stay fucking with the 'scripts like Johnny Mathis
I'm a bigger cunt than Robbie Savage
I said I'd listen to your new shit
But sorry I'm on acid, so I probably haven't
Polly want a crack hit?
Polly get a crack hit
Polly got a habit
Polly now an addict
Sippin' from my chalice, while she's polishing the phallus
Sweg

[Chorus]

Bitches on my dick
Talking all that shit
AHHHHH!
Bitches on my dick
Talking all that shit
AHHHHH!

[Milkavelli]

(Ayy! Jheez)
She saw my face on telly
Now she's trying to give me head in a box
I tell her I don't want it, I'll say whatever I want
however I want, whenever I want
You'd do anything to get to the top
That's just the sket that you are
yeah I can tell from the top, like UHHH

The time is now so why are you checking your watch?
Bored of all this talk like its 7 o'clock
I don't care if it is, don't care if it's not
When everything is everything, but
You ain't done anything at all so, I'm guessing it's not, hmm

616 that's my number
Don't lie you were bellin' me off
I remember teachers tellin' me off
Telling me I'd be destined to flop
Well its funny that the cheque that I got
For living my life
Was worth more than every lesson i dropped
And that's on my life

[Chorus]

Bitches on my dick
Talking all that shit
AHHHHH!
Bitches on my dick
Talking all that shit
AHHHHH!