The plans we made didn't turn out right
The liquor store
And we were waiting outside
Had the best intentions
Probably got in a fight
Yeah, the plans we made never turned out right
The plans we make never turn out right

The afternoon turned into the night
And it bummed a smoke and it asked for a light
I'm on the wrong side of town
Too wasted to drive
Yeah, the afternoon turned into the night
Yeah, the afternoon turned into the night

When I go out tonight I ain't giving no fucks
Already drank six beers and I got twenty-eight bucks
If you feel like me then you're feeling rough
Already drank six beers and I got twenty-eight bucks
I drank six beers still got twenty-right bucks
Already drank six beers and I got twenty-eight bucks
When I go out tonight I ain't giving no fucks
Already drank six beers and I got twenty-eight bucks
When I go out tonight I ain't giving no fucks

But I think we'll be fine
'Cause all we want's another
I got a stash in the alley
Let's go there
You got beers and I got wine
Let's drink them quick and get back inside
Re the debts that we have to pay
We'll take the money that we make
We'll drink it all tonight
We lead thirsty, humble lives