[Introduction: RZA (Method Man)]
(Everybody come on down)
Sittin' in my class, yo
Let me get the mic, yo,yo, check, check, yo, yo

[Verse 1: RZA]
Sittin' in my class at a quarter to ten
Waitin' patiently for the class to begin
The teacher said "Students open up your text
And read the first paragraph on oral sex!"
I said "Oral sex! What kind of class is this?!"
Then the girl next to me said "what's wrong with you miss?!
Yo, this is a lesson that makes you feel fine
Kinda ease your nerves and relax your mind!"
I told her "Don't try to use no hypnostic spell!"
She said "Be my assistant, I'd sure rather tell!"
Yo, my knees buckled heart started to drop
My dick grew to a size that my nerves couldn't stop
I tried to leave, she yelled out "freeze!"
Pulled down my pants and then dropped to her knees
Ripped off my draws as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defined sex laws
She saw my dick and responded quick with a welcoming kiss
And a ice cream lick
She did the job she begin to slob
As she nibbled on my dick like it was corn on a cob
She put her head in between my legs
I said "Easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs."
She kept sucking and then we start fucking
She said "RZArector, n***a keep trucking"
Yes, in pain she yelled out the name "Rakeem!"
And then I came