Said goodbye to Berra, hello to Caitlyn
Gays are getting married in every state and
Paris got bombed, yet ISIS blew up
Trump's in the running and the Mets hung tough

Many many Man-buns, Apple VS Samsung
Rebooting reruns, Letterman is done
"Empire" took off, the #OscarsSoWhite
Nay Nay all day, we Netflix all night

Blue or gold, dress debating
Pats cheat twice, deflate gating
Mayweather, Pacquiao, everybody's vaping
Bill's still fighting off the 50 girls he raped and

Jurassic's back, Star Wars too
Rock my heart on my arm, that's just how I do
I'm man enough to say I love my fam, friends, crew
This is 2015 from a brand, NuView