FiO BABY
Phone Call (Skit)
FiO
I feel like, I feel like, this is such like a powerful beat
Ya know? like I wanna add a powerful message to it
But like fun ya know? Like I don't want to make it serious
Like Sit Back (Sit Back, Relax) where I'm just committing suicide

(FiO & JJ Laughing)
Throughout, like, the whole song
I want people to dance to it, ya know? Really bump to it

JJ
Im surprised more people aren't worried about you

(FiO & JJ Laughing)
I wouldn't, I wouldn't say these lyrics are like
Like, like, death

(Phone Rings)
FiO
Fuck!

JJ
Who's that?

FiO
Pat (Patty L)

JJ
Cool, tell him I say whats up

FiO
Yo!

Patty L
Yo! Whats good!

FiO
Whats good man, me and JJ are recording

Patty L
Oh true, true

FiO
Yea, I forgot to put my phone on vibrate

Patty L
Yo real quick, fuckinnnn
Im at work, its dead though
So I hopped on the internet and like Googled uh, FiO Baby
And some shit came up on you bro in some college forum

FiO Baby
Yea??

Patty L
Yea, umm, it, it, its a mixture of good and bad
Some, some, of the topics are like, FiO Baby, how sexy is he?

FiO
Okay?

Patty L
And like..your getting like mixed reviews
Like, two people were like ?Yo I love him, he's so adorable?
And then like it just takes a turn for the worse like
Its all negative like ?he's a fatass, does he hope to make a career out of rapping I hope not

FiO
Holy Shit

Patty L
This kids a huge fucking loser, uhhh, he's only popular because of his frat?
You got? He only won that thing at Adelphi (University) because it was based on crowd reaction
And all of his friends were in the crowd, he was not the most talented?
What else? We got uhh?
?I'd rather have my balls snipped off by a pair of scissors than try and hear this kid rap

(FiO & JJ Laughing in the Studio)

FiO
Thats not funny J, don't laugh

Patty L
You got like 3 pages worth of like fuckin love/hate fuckin comments bro

FiO (Shocked)
3 Pages bro????

Patty L
I'll send you the link when I get out of work
But uh, listen, I gotta go
But don't worry about it
You didn't even blow up yet and you already got haters
Thats a good thing bro
Cause that means people are listening
Fuckin?lemme go, I'll hit you when I get out

FiO
Uh? Alright man, Later