"States rights don't mean jack shit to the Obama administration on anything except gay marriage....I think it's something to do with class. And alot of people have accused Obama of class warfare, but in the wrong direction. I believe this is Obama chortling with Jimmy Fallon about lower class people.

Do we believe, even for a second, that if Obama had been busted for marijuana — under the laws that he condones — would his life have been better? If Obama had been caught with the marijuana that he says he uses, and 'maybe a little blow'… if he had been busted under his laws, he would have done hard fucking time.

And if he had done time in prison, time in federal prison, time for his 'weed' and 'a little blow,' he would not be President of the United States of America. He would not have gone to his fancy-ass college, he would not have sold books that sold millions and millions of copies and made millions and millions of dollars, he would not have a beautiful, smart wife, he would not have a great job. He would have been in fucking prison, and it's not a goddamn joke.

People who smoke marijuana must be set free. It is insane to lock people up."

-Excerpt from Penn Jillette's Penn's Sunday School