Fat Tony
Back at the Ranch
[Fat Tony]
I had a girlfriend, I had a best friend
He was a rapper, we used to make songs
Had a lot of fun, I had to work one day
So he took my girl to a luncheon
Then another one, then another one
Then my girl told me bout his solo album
Said he had a lot of drops and co-signs
I said, "hey, he's on his grind"

[Tom Cruz]
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
We learnin' how to be responsible with the damn advance
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
We barbecuing, listening to Biggie "One More Chance"
Meanwhile, back at the ranch

[Fat Tony]
He sold his car to buy a feature from a young, rising urban star
Who does really well in the blog markets
My ex said he even got a job at Target
And she said they didn't eat for weeks…
He was saving up to buy a beat
And he bought a video on World Star
Too bad there was a new Rick Ross the day it launched

[Tom Cruz]
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
We havin' a performance in an enormous room of girls that dance
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
Sent the intern for some wings, "don't forget the ranch!"
Meanwhile...

[Fat Tony]
Got fired, tried to tour in his mama car
Flat tire, couldn't get it very far
My ex said he's next to blow
My ex said he's sniffin' blow
And now they're both very broke
So she left him and burned his clothes
I ain't a hater, actually I'm a fan
That's why I'm especially disappointed it didn't go as planned

[Tom Cruz]
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
We bookin' tickets to get wicked in the middle of France
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
We gon' be gone so who the fuck is gonna water the plants?
Meanwhile...