Coo Coo Cooper Conley Currier
Called Murmurer on OK Cupid
Dude's a constant worrier
And weren't it for his nervous nature
He'd by now be engaged to the lovely blonde Marave

But instead he'll make a film about their breakup
That's how broken up he feels
He's got lots to learn
And so much time to make up
They were going on five years
Yeah, He controls the camera
But he could not control his fears
And so he lost what was dear

Coo Coo Cooper Conley Currier
Called Murmurer on OK Cupid
Dude's a constant worrier
And weren't it for his anxious stupor
He'd by now be engaged to the lovely blonde Marave

He's still super close with Miss Marave
Though with lone life he copes okay
Cooper hopes in some small way
To one day call her wife
Coo Coo Cooper Conley Currier
Called Murmurer on OK Cupid
Dude's a constant worrier
And weren't it for his neurotic haze
He'd by now be engaged to the lovely blonde Marave