Act: 1 Half Man Half Amazing

Skit: Mad Men Don Drapers fight for success

Scene: Long Island: The Morning

I got more n***as than Django
Yeah you know how the thang go
Them hoes sweet like mangos
So I take two to tango
18 but I'm next up
Talking sloppy n***a you messed up
If its fight night get an uppercut
Get your head chopped like undercuts
The competition is dead
This verse here and obituary
These n***as mad cuz from a-z my paper stacking like dictionaries
Talking bout that trill shit Im so UGK Im so legendary
How I stay ontop of my game you would think that my position was missionary

Wassup?
Have you ever seen a muthafucking swag like this
Cash in the grip dip in the lip dont mess with yip
But the white girls stay on my hip
I dont play with this shit
Im erasing ya clique
Gonna hit that ass hard like a bass when it kick
If ya girl got the cake then I stay for a bit
Then Im leavin in the morning like Im late for some shit

Im brilliant but Im kinda sure Im a connoisseur
Whatever I get familiar with is off the floor
No hesitation affiliation brings reservations
They sleeping on me Im detonating
Destined for greatness
These n***as ain't getting bank
But wanna make a statement
These n***as claiming they sick
But I ain't got the patience
I tell them keep running ya mouth before its on the pavement
They getting high on the grass now they drizzy draking?
No disrespect but see my intellect is far from basic
Realizing the precious time that these n***as wasting
Her pussy crazy Im Micheal in the 80's
Whichever one that you care to decide to fucking make me
I hate being complacent
I hate a planned arrangement
Im always spraying never decaying
Up in the palisade mall like this would look good as my basement
Time to be abrasive just for reasons of making a statement
I ain't playing

Skit: Advice