(Intro)
Breaking News here on Channel 9
South side Chicago rapper Novi Novak has had charges pressed by Funky Folume--- Funky Volume
Tom has more on the story
Tom?
Oh here we go to Tom
Tom?

(Intro Part 2: Tom)
Oh my god, Bill
It's fucking bananas over here!
There are Disney protestors just everywhere!
We are gathered outside where Novi Novak is inside
About to finish his trial for the rape of Marcus Jamal Hopson
Oh here he comes (X2)
Novi? Novi?
Can you give us more details on what's going on?

(Intro Part 3)
There ain't really any details to give, Man
I ain't even know who this guy was 72 hours ago
I said I ain't like his music
He dissed me
(retarded groan) Grab him by the two bits
Yo, I noticed 100% of yours was about him
And his was just talking about random shit
I mean, that's why he lossed though
I mean, anybody with an advised boat know I won

(Verse 1)
This just in Bill
Nov says Marcus lost
I'm here with him
Sounds like he's finishing him off
Nov, are you scared?
There's no need to sweat him
I've been around for 10 months
You've been around since 07'
Stealin' momma jokes cause' your diss is weak
Where's Fes when you need him?
You son of a beetch
Boy, if you don't stop this shit
One more time I'm gonna feel like I'm beating you bitches
Like Michael Vick
You admitted I'm sick and I killed yo shit
Your comeback was that my vids got more hits
I got a million search results
Why are you lyin, Dawg?
You special ed mother fucker
You spelled my name wrong!
Aside from the fact my ratings are higher on the net
YouTube, Reverbnation, and anywhere you check
You barely on charts
What the hell is going on?
Marcus should be winning with 4 times the songs
But he's not
So for your dick-riding bitches
"Tour" is not an excuse to make whack disses
He travels all day, all he can do is write
And it takes like 20 minutes to record at night
What really hurts feelings is pointing out the truth
Like how you couldn't sell so your label dropped you
Sayin' then was holding you back
That's an excuse
Cause' you haven't fuckin' moved since they let you loose

(Verse 2: Tom)
I'm live from Panorama Community Hospital
Where Marcus Hopson has just been brutally attacked
What a week for him after being raped just days ago
But w-what wow, Bill
I'm getting word that we're getting a live feed from the attacker
I'm patching him through now

(Verse 3: Stan)
Dear Stan
Meant to diss you sooner but I just been busy
Talked to Mickey, now you'll never get a lead roll at Disney
But look, I'm really flattered your diss said all that
Now here's my K.O. diss track to make sure you don't come back
And sorry no one's at your shows
They must've missed you
Or maybe cause' your promoter dropped you
They just forget you
And what's this diss where you lyin' shit too?
Sayin you're better than me?
Come on, Dawg, how fucked up is you?
You got issues, Mark
I think you need some counseling
To help ya ass from dissing other rappers
When you down some
Two disses and you ain't say shit
Was it worth it?
I know you felt my last diss
The bar's on it perfect
But I ain't trippin'
I know I inspire you but, Man
Why you mad?
Try to understand that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I saw something on YouTube a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some guy was whack
And started dissing like a bitch
Then this white guy came back and completely killed his shit
And on his song it said a name
But didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was
It was you
Damn