Never mind the Pac Jam
Never mind the Gap Band
Never mind the Zap Band
Never mind the Funk Scam

Cause we're
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Never mind the British bands
Never mind the Synth Funk bands
Never mind the Wham Wham band
Never mind Duran Duran

Cause we're
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Never mind the Soft Cell shit
That's strictly for the twits
Never mind the Men At Work
Those tunes are for the jerks

Cause we're
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Never mind Hall and Oates
Those guys are a couple of goats
Never mind the Culture Club
That jive's just one big flub

Cause we're
The Red Hot Chili Peppers