I’ve noticed all my old girls got somebody new
I’m like “I can’t believe it”
April, Yaz & Crystal
Even Lessni Lee did

Just so we’re on the same page
These were the only 4 who had it
Until I met with Maggie
Get the list & have her added

To the ones that never lasted
They felt differently
After a certain while
They weren’t that in to me

“We’re just friends”
“I don’t feel the same way anymore”
“We don’t spend time like before”
“I’m not relationship ready”
I’ve heard it all

Been heartbroken but it’s nothing severe
It’s crazy how I’m not over a girl from my junior & senior year
She was never even mine; I only got so near
Now you got me singing karaoke of “Hold On, We’re Going Home”
(Hook)
I swear, your love has got me blind
No matter who I’m with, you’re always on my mind
You think that I’ve moved on, since I’m with someone else
Uh, but believe it’s the complete opposite

(Verse 2)
I’d be with my broski Eugene; he’s in love with San
I wish I could’ve pulled what he did on her on Maggie at prom
You getting with me is like the theory of the black swan
All of these Mexicans but you’re still not the Juan

You sometimes got words for me; that’s always well
I can’t keep up with your turning tables like Adele
I don’t know if you like me; it’s hard to tell
“All this the world well knows; yet none knows well"

And I was told once, “keep tryin’”
By everybody who thinks that she should be mine
My smile is a 10 & hers is benign
They just can’t wait till I throw that V-sign

Oh well, Maggie
After all my gifts, I’ve got my wallet empty
How did the entrée become the main course?
How did this light stallion become the dark horse?
Damn, my biggest fear is actually getting her
‘Cause then I’ll have everything to lose
Right now you got me singing Drake
But I’m scared I’ll learn how to sing the blues

Yeah, just look in my eyes
Tell me my chance is greater than all of those other guys’
When night falls, that’s when I begin to rise
And right now, I just wanna hold your hand & walk you home

(Hook)

(Verse 3)
I’m not the same immature kid I was years ago
I’m more focused & the real world is what I fear right now
I feel I have a lot more to live up to
“You wanna steal the show? Well here ya go”

I think I’m a slave to vegetable love
It keeps growing & growing; I can’t get enough
And no matter what; when push comes to shove
I’ll push this gentleman out of the way & get this guy that’s tough

Both the Broskis would talk to me like “Those shoes tho”
We’d make fun of our Facebook friends
Then we’d always say “Turkey me, bro!”
And call ourselves the Papis ‘cause we’re perfect 10’s
Damn, we know so; we believe it
“If you believe it, you will achieve it”
Just show me love; show that crew love
Because that’s all I ever needed

Yeah, clearly I was right about it all along
I feel this will be the year I break out & start singing shit
I’ll end up playing this love game of checkers
And look at everyone & tell them “KING ME, BITCH!”

Representing every one of these young Donna kids
Who wanna have fun every night & just wanna live
I’m tryna put our unknown town on the list
Of the greatest towns in the world & I’m doing this for my home

(Hook)

(Outro: Bobby McFerrin)