[Intro- Playboi Harrison and Paperboy]
Give me shlop, give me shlop
Harrison shut the fuck up
Nooo

[Verse 1]
David Hasselhof, you pussies is wave watchin'
Find me out night look down and im always rockin'
Air Force Ones, he got a gun, she got some gums, I put it in for fun
Yum, flow so delicious
Make you wanna kiss it
Now there's a hissy fit
About who made their daddies buy the jeepin'
Im sick and tired of all this braindead speakin'
Shes throwing up Corona like shes seasick
Last thing she says is can I get some penis?
Fellas, theres only one thing to do
Dispose of that bitch like she got the damn flu
Maybe stay on the damn sidewalk
Or get sprayed down like a full can of Lysol
Legend has it, hes a freckle faced freak
When angered he puts his foes straight to sleep like lights out
Good night sleep tight
Just make sure you dont let the pussy boys bite
Huh that man is an asshole
Heard he shoots dice with his boys in a castle
Get it cracking like some knuckles
Can't walk without bursting everybodys bubble
They didn't know his fate was luck filled
Can't pick a dime choose between the red or the blue pill
Spit flames like a dragon on a hot grill
Maybe thats why they say his rhymes are so ill
Rush to your head, might need a fucking advil
Find him in the bins of the avondale goodwill
You can say that all these rappers got green thumbs
Reuse reduce and recycle the same songs
Dont believe me go to your nearest landfill
Find a goofy mumble rapper searching for a few pills
They say im annoying like a tax bill
But i'm 'bout as rare as a two dollar bill
Find me at my home watching kill bill
Shoutout to the only Kennett rapper, my main Phil
Framiliarize yourself with my music
Guarantee you'll look about half less stupid
It could also be a little therapeutic
Helping all the people that are tad bit clueless
Some even question if he's human
Spit a verse like a slimy spit ball of mucus
Diss me end up with a few bruises
Mind if I ask, what hell is in this fluid?
Now before I make my grand exit
Leave these rhymes on your plate, eat up your breakfast