Yuck Fou (Skit) lyrics

WHATEVER WE ARE

(Whistling)
(Knocking)
(Door creaking)

[Doctor]
Mr. Benton, how we doing today?

[Jarren Benton]
sh*t I'm doing better than some and worse than others
How are you?

[Doctor]
I'm doing fantastic. So what can I help you with?

[Jarren Benton]
Well sh*t it sounds a little weird doc but, I'm having the most unusual awkward embarrassing problem with my finger bro

[Doctor]
Okay? Well it looks here that the nurse wrote, middle finger patient. So is there something wrong with your middle finger?

[Jarren Benton]
Yeah. My middle finger is stuck in this upward position and I can't put this motherf**ker down

[Doctor]
Oh dear. Okay, how the f**k did that happen ok let's take a closer look here. What it's really stuck up there isn't it?

[Jarren Benton]
Yup and it's f**king embarrassing doc

[Doctor]
Hmm, can you try to put it down for me?

[Jarren Benton]
No, this motherf**ker is stuck solid doc

[Doctor]
Okay, let-let's try this one more time and this time I want you to really put some force into it. Can you do that for me?

[Jarren Benton]
I can try bro

(Jarren Grunting)

[Doctor]
Okay?

[Jarren Benton]
Man this sh*t stuck

[Doctor & Jarren]
Okay let me try to help you I'm just gonna grab your finger (woah hold on) I'm gonna put my hand on your shoulder

(More Grunting)

[Doctor]
Dammit! You know, you're sitting here flicking me off and I can't help but to feel like you're f**king with me. Is that what's going on?

[Jarren Benton]
Nah nah. Ain't nobody f**king with you bro I ain't got god damn insurance I wouldn't even come in this motherf**ker waist my time and money this sh*ts stuck man

[Doctor]
Okay, I'm just gonna have to ask you to leave now get the f**k out

[Jarren Benton]
Leave n***a I'm-I'm-I'm here for-for the f**king problem you want me to leave, c-cause I'm back

[Doctor]
No, I'm sorry sir you-you have to leave now get the f**k out

[Jarren Benton]
We're being f**king irrational bro, my sh*ts stuck. If you want a n***a to go I'll go but uhh, can you prescribe some god damn blue diamonds from the Viagra

[Doctor]
No-no get out, go. Have a nice day, goodbye

[Jarren Benton]
f**k you n***a. Little fake ass Dr. Ozz

(Door closing)

[Doctor]
(Sighs) Jesus, f**k that guy


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