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Hardcore Casual Gaming Rap
[intro]
Motherfuckers callin me casual cause I play Angry Birds
I just spent six hours trying to three star that level
Ain't nothin casual about it
I'll kill you
[end intro]

[Chorus]
IPhones, bitch
Board games, bitch
Kinect, Wii Fit, touchscreen, bitch
Zenga, bitch
Farmville, bitch
And Words With Friends
IPads, bitch
[end Chorus]

[Murph]
I love to share games with my friends on Facebook
I tried Bejeweled Blitz; shit - now I'm so hooked

[Patrick]
But IMHO Farmville is the best
Bitch check your inbox I sent you a request (bitch!)

[Murph]
I just got the Kinect yo that shit's so rad
My body's a controller I don't need a D-Pad
[Patrick]
Yo, I tried Dance Central now my moves so smooth
And when I play with my nephew little bitch gets schooled

[Murph]
Myyyy PC's old as shit but it still runs the Sims 2
I am such a pimp Sim bitches give me Woo-hoo

[Patrick]
Yo, games might be caj' but I play 'em hardcore
You let me hold your phone, already beat your high score

[Murph]
Talk shit motherfucker? You just sit on the couch (ha-ha)
I get my game on at the bank while I check my account

[Patrick]
And you can keep your big titles

[Murph]
Cause I'd rather keep the cost low

[Patrick]
Apps so cheap

[Murph]
Wallets bulk like Costco
[Chorus]
Wii Sports, bitch
Madden, bitch
Motion controllers, hand held, bitch
Flash games, bitch
The Sims, bitch
And Cut the Rope Martian, bitch

If you're a real Fruit Ninja wave your sword in the air
Then chop some fuckin produce like you just don't care

[Murph]
(oooh) I use the Mariocart Wheel
Controllers more precise just like that motion control feel

[Patrick]
Y'all should invite me cause my body's so swole
Wii Zumba's got me lookin like a Twilight werewolf (Jacob)

[Murph]
You don't stand a chance so don't join in my Wii Bowling lane
Or you'll see God like Kurt Cameron after Growing Pains

[Patrick]
Trying to finger print me but my fingertips disintegrated
Too much Angry Birds got the evidence obliterated
[Murph]
Oh great I am constipated
No sarcasm I'm elated
Time for me to three star rate it
Fuck TV's they're overrated

[other]
Touchscreen warrior, game with my fingertips
Cutting that rope while I squeeze out a fat shit

[Murph]
IPad smudgie but it's not like my game scratch
Y'all need a new disc, I need Windex

[Chorus]
Scribblenaughts, bitches
Doodle Jump, bitches
Social games, fat apps, iTunes bitches
Party games, bitches
Exercise, bitches
Can I get a 'Fuck Yes!' for Tiny Wings, bitches?

[Murph]
Swearwords!