(Verse 1)
Said farewell to my last hotel it never was much kind of abode
Glasgow town never brought me down when i was heading out on the road
Carlisle city never looked so pretty, and the kendal freeway is fast
Slow down driver, wanna stay alive, i wanna make this journey last

(Chorus)
Helen (helen) hell on wheels
Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels
Helen (helen) hell on wheels
And they never gonna take her away

(Verse 2)
M6 South Down To Liverpool, Where They Play The West Coast Sound
Sailor Sam He Came From Birmingham But He Never Will Be Found
Doing Fine When A London Sign Greets Me Like A Long Lost Friend
Mister Motor Won't You Check Her Out, She's Got To Take Me Back Again

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
Got no time for a rum and lime, i wanna get my right foot down;
Shake some dust off of this old bus, I gotta get her out of town
Spend the day upon the motorway, where the carburettors blast;
Slow down driver, wanna stay alive, I wanna make this journey last

(Chorus)

Say bye bye..