[Chorus]
I wish I had a flask and a gun
So I could drink myself in the head
And load another bullet in the glass
So this day would finally pass 'cause I'm having so much fun
I wish I had a lady and the tramp
Bitch I was talkin' to the dog (oh no you was!)
Here's another bone for your ass you can bury in the grass
I'm the master of this pond (big fish)

[Verse 1: Demi and Tuck]
Well I'm back if you've been missing me
Pine cone still rotisserie
Haze what we smoke in the middle of the barn on your property
But that's honesty
And I ain't heard shit from Guns n' Roses
And just like frat rock decomposes
And you still sing songs from the 80s
And 90s why?
Ain't shit out lately!

[Verse 2: Tuck]
And maybe pay me a bag of bones
Sprinkle bad loc on the microphone
Stank in the club like "ooh-wee"
You know lil' Tuck be a bad C
We back in the house like hold up
Can't believe ya'll showed up
Everybody brought they own cup
But none of ya'll brought no swee

[Verse 3: Child]
My apartment smells of rich mahogany
That's why all these girls are fond of me
In Utah they don't believe in monogamy
Got big gloves so I'm taking you all with me
Long John make no money the first rhyme
This mama's jokes were funny the first time
Thought I heard ya
On the urge of
Conniption fits scream Wesley murder

[Chorus]
I wish I had a flask and a gun
So I could drink myself in the head
And load another bullet in the glass
So this day would finally pass 'cause I'm having so much fun
I wish I had a lady and the tramp
Bitch I was talkin' to the dog (oh no you was!)
Here's another bone for your ass you can bury in the grass
I'm the master of this pond (big fish)

I wish I had a flask and a gun
So I could drink myself in the head
And load another bullet in the glass
So this day would finally pass 'cause I'm having so much fun
I wish I had a lady and the tramp
Bitch I was talkin' to the dog (oh no you was!)
Here's another bone for your ass you can bury in the grass
I'm the master of this pond (big fish)