(Intro: Eminem)
ALRIGHT, LISTEN HERE, GLOBAL WARMING IS MY FEAR
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THE FUCKING QUEERS
THEY CALL ME DR. EMINEM CAUSE I CHECK THAT PUSSY
FINGERING IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY REALLY MUSHY

(Verse 1: Eminem)
I MADE A NEW DISCOVERY; YOU ARE A FAGGOT
YOU AIN’T SEEMIN LUCKY, I’MMA CALL YA B-RABBIT
FUCK DONALD TRUMP, WHITE LIKE BABY POWDER
IM TAKIN A SHOWER WHILE YOUR DICK IS GETTIN DOWNER
DONALD FUCKIN DRUMP, IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME JOHNSON?
PUT YOU IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE YOUR ASS IS JOE SWANSON
THIS BITCH IS FUCKIN SLUMP, A N***A CANT JUMP
YOURE SO OLD THAT YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING TREE TRUNK
BITCH DON’T TALK TO ME WHEN YOU GOT NO FUCKIN RACKS
0 ON TOP OF 0, NO TITTIES, AND NO TRACKS
CALL ME EMINEM CAUSE IM FUCKIN ON YO BITCH
CALL THIS FUCK YOUR DAD EXCEPT HE AINT A SNITCH
WHAT YOU GONNA DO DRUMP, CALL UP YO ALLIES
GOT ALOT OF BOOGERS CAN YOU OPEN UP YOUR NIG EYES
TRUMP THINKS HE’S THE SHIT? YOU LIVE IN A WHITE HOUSE
BUT WHEN I TAKE A FUCKIN SHIT IT’LL BE THE BROWN HOUSE
YOU WILL DRIP LIKE RETRO, THAT STUPID CHICKEN EATER
YOU’RE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT, WELL I AM YOUR FUCKING LEADER
I WILL EAT ON YO ASS LIKE CHIPS
BITCH YOU GOT A SMALL ASS DICK
NEEDA COMPENSATE CAUSE U DONT GOT A BITCH
BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE JUST LACKIN SOME TITS
COME ON HERE AND SUCK ON A LITTLE BABIES CLIT
LIKE YOU’RE BONNIE THE BITCH, DUMBASS LITTLE SHIT
But whatever, i just dont give a shit
About you drump, cause you really ain’t lit
BUT WHATEVER, EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS I SPIT HEAT
HEY, ALLIGATOR, CAN YOU HOP UP ON THIS BEAT?

(Verse 2: Alligator)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT INCEST, THAT SHIT IS WINCEST
THINK YOU ARE BLESSED, WISHIN YOUR WIFE HAD BIG BREASTS
YOU’RE LOOKIN’ SO ORANGE, ARE YOU A BAG OF TAKIS?
TRYNA SPY ON US WITH CAMERAS AND WALKY TALKIES?!
WELL, I BET YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR FUCKING SWEATY SOCKS
‘TILL YOU’RE BANGIN ON YOUR COCK, THINKIN’ ITS A ROCK
BUT NAH, IT IS FLACCID, YOUR BODY, SMELLS LIKE ACID
SHOOT YOU UP, KURT COBAIN, THAT BITCH WAS JUST TARGET PRACTICE
WHATS UP WITH YO HAIR, YOU’RE LOOKIN’ LIKE A BEE
CALL YOURSELF BIG TRUMP, YOU’RE ONLY SIX FOOT THREE
ILL SHUT DOWN YO CASINOS, YOU DUMB LITTLE-
(Verse 3: Eminem)
BITCH! THINKIN’ YOU’RE TOP SHIT CAUSE YOU FIRE PEOPLE LIKE A SNITCH
NAH, WE CAN’T BE HAVING THAT SHIT, YOU LASS!
DING DONG AT THE DOOR, THE RAP GOD IS HERE TO BEAT YOUR ASS
YOU’RE AS GOOD AS GOLF AS I AM AT FUCKING BITCHES
GIVE YOU TO NIGWARD AND HE’LL THROW YOU IN LOTS OF DITCHES
YOU’RE ORANGE, WAIT IM COLORBLIND, YOU’RE ACTUALLY FUCKING RED
LIKE THE TIP OF NIGWARDS DICK YOU’LL BE BLEEDING OUT RED
YOUR FAME IS GROWING SMALLER WHILE MY DICK IS GROWING BIGGER
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TRUMP IS JUST A STUPID FUCKING NIGGE-

(Eagle: CAAAW)

(Verse 4: Abe Lincoln)
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME WITH MY ASS UP YOUR COCK
DONALD FUCKING TRUMP REALLY THINKS HE’S HARD LIKE DIAMOND BLOCKS
I’VE HEARD MORE THOUGHTFUL TWEETS FROM FUCKING CHRIS CHAN
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR SHIT YOU SOUND LIKE FOUR CHAN
I’M SO SICK AND TIRED OF TAKING CONSTIPATED SHITS
IF THIS IS THE BEST MY PARTY GETS THEN MY PARTY SHOULD SHIT
(Eminem: HAAH) I’M SORRY, DID I SAY SOMETHING THAT YOU FOUND... WITTY?
WIPE OFF THAT DUMBASS SMILE AND TOUCH THIS FUCKERS TITTIES
BUILD A WALL AROUND YOUR ASS, HERE, YOU WANT A COOKIE?
I BET YOU GO UP TO YOUR DAUGHTERS AND GRAB THEM BY THEIR PUSSIES
I’M GONNA SLAP YOUR ASSES FOR ALL OF THE FUCKING PEOPLE
YOUR MOM IS EQUAL, MY RHYMES ARE FETAL, NOW LET ME FUCK MY EAGLE!