[Verse 1]
Hello, hello, hello, hello (Hello, hello, hello, hello)
It's a motherfuckin' pleasure (It's a motherfucking pleasure)
No pressure, but would you like to blow my mind
And move too fast and plan our perfect lives together? (Plan our perfect lives together)
Holy, holy, holy, holy (Holy shit, holy shit), you mean to tell me, tell me, tell-
You're tough to love when you don't love yourself? Well

[Chorus]
Welcome to the family
Welcome to the family
Welcome to the family

[Verse 2]
My less exciting features are packed inside my body
They're crammed into the balcony, they're jamming up the lobby
They're falling out the window
You can see them crashing through the glass
When I don't keep my lids closed as the director flicks his wrist
The stagehand in the wing has got a silver chain he grips it
When he lifts it opens up the velvet curtains of my lips
And I say

[Chorus]
Welcome to the family
Welcome to the family
Welcome to the family