[D the Definition has since retired from the rap game]


[Produced by Childish Gambino & Ludwig Göransson]

[Excerpt from Happy Gilmore]

[Hook]
You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore, Hap-Happy Gilmore
You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore, believe that's Mr. Gilmore's

Mr. Gilmore

[Verse 1: Definition]
Well I'm just rumbling, tumbling, fumbling, down the street
My phone and southering head down, breathing
Heavy [motherling] drunk [I'm gone]
Like [keef] for [southering] drunk as fuck
[Cause of all these] in my cup
Grab me a mic and prop me up
Open them curtains, just for certain
Whole damn crowd gonna' fucking jump
Rain, hail, sleet and snow
Take a volcano to stop this show
Fuck bronchitis and strep throat
And smoke two J's and I'm good to go
But I'm a P-R-O, F-E-S-S-I-O-N, A, L
Spelt that shit, mad slow
For those who don't know how to spell
Hit up Sylvan Learning Center
And get yourself hooked on that phonics
While I'm puffing hydroponics
Playing old-school Sega Sonic
Dr. Robotnik can suck a dick
These are hedgehogs you fucking Brit
Stalking pray, waiting for the slip
I'm a soldier with every snip

[Gameboy] this, a different operation
Tryin' to turn this hobby into an occupation
No wonder [???] the same damn conversation
To say that is an ignorant kinda statement
I'm just getting started here, hasn't even been a year
This is for all those who said my old stuff sounded kind of weird
Give me anything you got, bitch
Any beat, pro flow, or topic
You dudes like Franchise and the Rockets
Find any MC to top it
I double-doggy-dare you: find someone you can compare to Def
To find some as versatile's just something that you can't do

I just grip it, freestyle bump and [ribbit]
Frozen [ropes] [??????????]
Slang like [???] minus [??????????]
Make you loose your job like your name Lane Kiffen
Now I'm past patient, past waiting
For lazy motherfuckers that I pass flaking
On thin ice get your ass skating
Lighting up a cigar at a gas station
So if you end up pasted out; blacked out
Naked in the basement of a crack house
[???????????????????????????????]
[??????????] to make you tap out
Then it was destiny, that you were meant to be
Hope each one takes during [???]
For all those that're now in debt like me
All the credit card statements [sweat] like me
And there will soon come a time
Where you will pay for what you've done
Taking advantage of a kid
Ambitious, young, naive and dumb
But I moved on to bigger things
And you're still stuck up in that store
Cause you're name's Shooter McGavin
And I'm- And I'm- Pow!

[Hook]
You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore, Hap-Happy Gilmore
You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore, believe that's Mr. Gilmore's
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