Intro: Maury Povich
The lie detector determined that was a lie

Chorus 1: Emmanuel Hudson (Maury Povich)
Man, I'm done with my ex (That's a lie)
So you know we had sex (That's a lie)
I used a latex (That's a lie)
I ain't gotta flex (The lie detector determined that's a lie)

Chorus 2: Female Singer (Maury Povich)
First date I ain't let him hit (That's a lie)
And you know I'm celibate (That's a lie)
This my real hair, this ain't a wig (That's a lie)
These are all your kids (The lie detector determined that's a lie)

Verse 1: Emmanuel Hudson (Maury Povich)
You ain't ready for the truth
So I'm ready to lie
Liar, liar, pants on fire
Like I'm ready to fry
Take the truth to the grave
Like I'm ready to die
And I'm the type to tell a lie
Then ask "Why would I lie?"
I tell a fib like it's nothing
That ain't my girl, that's my cousin
You think I'm cheatin', you buggin'
And that's the end of discussion
And if whoever lent me money, man they must be fooled
Cause if I say I'll pay em back it must be April Fools'
She like "You got your own house?"
I'm like "Yeah." (That's a lie)
"You drive your own car?"
I'm like "True." (That's a lie)
"How many girls have you slept with in this past year?"
I'm like "Uhhhhh.....2?" (The lie detector determined that was a lie)