[Verse 1]
Tryna make you my stepson, I am
Your mum's sideman
Somebody asked me if I fuck my fans
Only the fat ones, had a one night stand
And we broke two beds and one nightstand
Told her I had a goodnight thanks and I swear that I'll be back
But I'm just sat blaring out my tracks
Smoking like Jim Carey in the mask
Best rapper in the scene that don't care if you can't rap
Don't compare me to these twats
Fuck what the rest think, I've always spoke my mind and took the consequences
Loud-mouth and unapologetic
Towards anyone that got offended
Fuck your lost respect, don't push me off the edge, I've got my foot up on the neck bitch
Still representing the North side, not North London, up-up North, try [?]
Show up at your front door, might take your whole family out like a tour-guide
Why bother strive for less than the best
When I spent all them nights perfecting my style and my time was a wise investment
Like wine collection because I get better when time progresses

[Hook]
One a day and once again, [?] skunk and rum fucked my head, pussy get back
Fuck yourself, you're not gonna get past me
You don't have to like me but you will respect me as your stepdaddy
Stepdaddy, I'm your fucking stepdaddy
Don't give me lip boy, I'm your stepdaddy
Stepdaddy, I'm your fucking stepdaddy
I give you pocket-money, I'm your stepdaddy

[Interlude]
You're a little cunt
Your own dad don't even love you

[Verse 2]
Yo, I'll leave an MC FUBAR with a few bars
I'm running through them like new bars
I'm two bars in and they already know what it is
Nobody's this cold, I'm overly sick
So F with me, I get busy
Get all the girls 'ere moist like a wet willy
Test me and I'm switching
You'll get beat 'til you're twitching
Laid in the foetal position
Gold digger sucking on my toes because my jacket is expensive (Yeah)
And then she works her way up like a passionate apprentice
Yeah, I'm not a grime MC, if you see me in the club making everybody jump up
And the DJ stops the beat while I'm spitting, it's not a reload, he just fucked up
Marijuana sent me silly
On a bus having an argument with Siri
But it's [?] time
These MC's don't grind, they're lazy like Deebo's eye
I admit that in the past I've been slightly cocky
And I stand by it, you won't ever see this guy get bodied
You're just tryna fit in with the rest of 'em, I'm slapping on these pricks like a johnny

[Hook]
One a day and once again, [?] skunk and rum fucked my head, pussy get back
Fuck yourself, you're not gonna get past me
You don't have to like me but you will respect me as your stepdaddy
Stepdaddy, I'm your fucking stepdaddy (Yeah)
I fuck your mother, I'm your stepdaddy
Stepdaddy, I'm your fucking stepdaddy
I send you to your fucking room, yeah I'm your stepdaddy