[Verse]
Hey-hey we're the steam team
People say I should get a job
But I'm too busy steam team
So everyone can fuck off (Don't be a bell end man)
I'm not a piss head, I just drink a lot
Whether its gin or scotch, I twist tops 'til I'm in box
I've been a boss
Tapping up my fish tank
I'm not quittin' 'til I've seen off a six pack
Fish tank abbott, where's all fat lasses?
I'm up at Jack Flashes
Getting all' steamers in
I tell ya what lad, he is a fucking fella
Oi fat lad, sort us out another steamer
I'm not a rapper, I'm a fat lad with banter
I swim in a puddle, and wipe my arse with me sock
Three sheets to win, on weekly binge
Five sheets, four steamers, and some cheesy chips
Plenty ketchup, yeah?
I do a steamer wit' best of em
Hashfinger? Mexican
Heritage, Lesbian
Lunar, Cunt
Wheres these drinks?
Alright fat lad, but ya shit still stinks
Pipe down will ya?
I'm eating me tea
Lunar, Lunar, Lunar C!
What do ya call at frisbee that dont come back?
A frisbee...
I like Battenberg, burgers and brandy snaps
And loads of other stuff like I quite like scotch eggs but I don't like to eat scotch you know, I'll just have hard boiled egg boy
You alright, alright, I can't [?] crisp, I can't-I can't fucking lie you know
I mean prawn cocktail crisps, who the fuck don't like them? You know what I mean, you know what I'm saying, don't ya?
Yeah so, just-just-just raff on the phone