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Kill your laughter
Buying beats is the new Viagra
Ever tried telling chicks you were a rapper?
Don't knock it, they laugh then fuck you after
And then you buy a beat and brag how you tapped her
In the club bathroom
Ok you never tapped her, cue laughter, you just took a dump
But when you got the mic your persona can be Trump
You be the DU, you could be humpty-hump
So I keep buying beats and I keep spinning yarns
And I post em to MySpace where I'm a star
And I post lots of pictures of me with fancy cars
That were parked out front of clubs and outside of bars
I'm living proof that these ads were right
I bought some beats and just look at my life
I'm unsigned tripe, yeah I'm still white, still 10% real 95% hype
I'm twenty six years old and fully-employed
If being an unemployed rapper counts as fully-employed
So a Nigerian Craiglist prince sold me a keyboard
And I'm gonna make me some beats and open me a beat store
Three beats for a dolla 10 beats for Jackson
Hell, write me a check for a penny I'll probably cash it
I got my beat kitchen I'm here to cook
Spamming MySpace I'm why everyone went to Facebook

Beats wanna wanna buy beats do you wanna buy beats?
Wanna wanna beats a man's got to eat
Could you please buy beats? Do you want to buy beats?
Wanna wanna beats a man's got to eat
I'm why you're on Facebook