Probably hopes I lose so I can give Lowtax ten bucks
Okay
Never done this before
So I'm supposed to make fun of this kid with three posts on the Internet?
Not really much information
Alright, so, better get my dick out and start waving it around, I guess
Dear me, here we go

I was sitting in my room building with my space Legos
Flying spaceships around writing this is about Jaego's
Don't know much about this emcee from Encino
If I can win spelling bees by spelling "archipelago"
Then I think I can beat up some fag who can't even slay through
Can picture him chilling with ICP sipping Faygo
Now I hate saying he's lame, yo, I'm hidden
I ain't battle much yet but I can hope for a better beginning
A little challenge to balance my overabundance of talents
People loving my shit trading it like electrons on valance
I'm the new oid emcee with nada to lose
Looking up to taking down Senor Ja Rule too
Five years in the game, is the claim
I ain't heard his name
But he's playing with fire--me--so he's going to get enflamed
So watch the smoke clear
He versus fate, DMX
I'm $ucksex, baby, and he's just like all the rest
Another dude in line like a million long from the streets
So wanna-be Jay Z banging beats
Like every two weeks
Rocking high school you pipsqueek
You lied to me saying rap full-time, yo, that's weak
So desparate for attention rhyming to me over AIM
And every track you got slaughtered with you yelling your own name
Yo Jaego go home pack your bags cause your shit won't flow
Yo and that sound click about killing yourself?
Hope it wasn't a joke
And I suppose you might comment
That my style's a bit soft
I got girls to fuck you got little boys sucking you off
Ain't seen your pic to be sure
If you black or you're white
I heard rapping motherfucker and it ain't all that tight
Oh and speaking of AIM
And speaking of asking for pics
Can't believe you requested mine
Starting to doubt you like chicks
See this is a diss, this is how it's done
Flow like harpoon, repeat step one
I've been waiting in the winds
It's time to let this rookie teach
I'm fucking Save by the Bell
And you're only California Dreams
And my voice is kind of high-pitch I've made peace with that though
Then there's you making your's all artificially low
You a man you ain't got nothing to worry about
Unless you scared the whole world is going to find out
That your voice ain't so deep and you're really just a kid
And you really just fronting because lord made you a chick
Whatever it is
No there's no shame in getting beat
At least that's what I heard because I never tasted defeat
Face it, fucker
While you're trying to bore us
You're just a puny little human, I'm a dinosaurus
And you may hang out at home I think you might become a star
It ain't hard to hang out there if you got your mommy's credit card
So tell me fucker how am I doing so far?
You like [?] [?spanish]
See I can knock you out in mas que en langa
My talent is grinding while yours is pequanå
I guess that's it
I think I'm done had my fun and I'm done
Nobody to tally the votes
I know the results: I won
This is what it's down to
When it's all said and done
This shit was over motherfucker before it begun
I'm the one the only some done chose me to leave
On your mark, get set, ready Jaego
Seriously, please